Megadeth Song or Attack Move from Pokemon Games

Here's the hot new game no one asked for: Megadeth Song or Attack Move From Pokémon Games?? It's simple: I give you a word or phrase, and you guess if it's a song written by heavy metal veterans Megadeth, or an attack move a Pokémon could perform on one of the Nintendo video games.

  1. Dark Pulse
  2. Poisonous Shadows
  3. Dream Eater
  4. Phantom Force
  5. Ominous Wind
  6. Deadly Nightshade
  7. Burnt Ice
  8. Payback
  9. Tornado of Souls
  10. Torment
  11. Dark Void
  12. Fake Tears
  13. Vortex
  14. Wrecker
  15. Hyperspace Fury
  16. Super Collider
  17. Punishment 

[[ANSWERS BELOW]]

Megadeth=2, 6, 7, 9, 13, 14, 16

Pokemon=1, 3, 4, 5, 8, 10, 11, 12, 15, 17

We The Lizard People

I'm seven portraits deep into WE THE LIZARD PEOPLE, my new tumblr project. It features NEVER BEFORE SEEN, LONG-LOST PORTRAITS of our American Presidents depicted as the shape-shifting Lizard people we all knew they secretly were.

Also included are famous Lizard Quotes and fun Lizard Facts. If you tumbl, I hope you'll check it out. Below are a few samples:

Shows this week

Hey friends! I got added to some shows this week, so here are some things you can check out!

TONIGHT (8/15) Featuring at 100 Proof Comedy. 8pm start at Comedy Sportz Chicago.

Thursday (8/18) Doing standup at Flat Iron Comedy. 7:30pm start at The Flatiron Building in Chicago.

Saturday (8/20; 2 shows!) Telling a story at the Mortified 3 Year Anniversary. 6pm at Lincoln Hall in Chicago. This show WILL SELL OUT so get tickets soon!

THEN I'll be at We Still Like You Goes Outside 2 at 10pm. Check out WSLY's Facebook page for more details.

Sunday (8/21) Performing at Whiskey Journal Live. 7:30pm start at The Comedy Bar in downtown Chicago.

Monday (8/22) Doing standup at CAMP, a really great new comedy show. 8pm start.